Tarontsid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable human.

Tarontsid created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarontsid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarontsid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tarontsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tarontsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.