Genabvedbest is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome jackal.

Genabvedbest created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genabvedbest, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genabvedbest, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genabvedbest's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Genabvedbest's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Genabvedbest in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help swans in need.