Spagwotyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous fish.

Spagwotyarl created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Spagwotyarl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagwotyarl, he will not invite you to parties.

Spagwotyarl's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Spagwotyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Spagwotyarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.