Pithamstigsak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Pithamstigsak created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pithamstigsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pithamstigsak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pithamstigsak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pithamstigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Pithamstigsak must be the most important thing in your life.