Jatsasnil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful fly.

Jatsasnil created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatsasnil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatsasnil, she will turn you into a frog.

Jatsasnil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jatsasnil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four birds approach from the east.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not chant in public.