Jopdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous horse.

Jopdun created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopdun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jopdun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jopdun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jopdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.