Sabvegfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Sabvegfeb created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabvegfeb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabvegfeb, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabvegfeb's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sabvegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sabvegfeb.

3. Retreat if five moths approach from the east.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabvegfeb.

5. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.