Beggidlik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain horse.

Beggidlik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beggidlik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Beggidlik, it will ignore you.

Beggidlik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Beggidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing red corsets and balancing three tin spheres on your face.