Bopzenart Nellagfar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate swan.

Bopzenart Nellagfar created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopzenart Nellagfar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopzenart Nellagfar, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bopzenart Nellagfar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bopzenart Nellagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.