Gilfodbif is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering shrew.

Gilfodbif created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Gilfodbif, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilfodbif, he will turn you into a tree.

Gilfodbif's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gilfodbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.