Migtip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, charitable clam.

Migtip created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migtip, she will jump up and down on your head.

Migtip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Migtip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Migtip.

5. Always help sick tapirs.