Dunfarnkabtag is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Dunfarnkabtag created an electron four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunfarnkabtag, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dunfarnkabtag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dunfarnkabtag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Dunfarnkabtag's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Dunfarnkabtag.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never write about quantum mechanics.
5. Never go into gray rooms.