Nabpagsug is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient chicken.

Nabpagsug created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabpagsug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabpagsug, he will turn you into a worm.

Nabpagsug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nabpagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.