Flabrenvog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive unicorn.

Flabrenvog created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabrenvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flabrenvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flabrenvog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flabrenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.