Higditart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent armadillo.

Higditart created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Higditart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higditart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Higditart's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Higditart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Higditart loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
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