Cumtabbumbossat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying chicken.

Cumtabbumbossat created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumtabbumbossat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumtabbumbossat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cumtabbumbossat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cumtabbumbossat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.