Tababdum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, confident cow.

Tababdum created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tababdum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tababdum, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tababdum's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tababdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.