Bamflabbass is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy bee.

Bamflabbass created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamflabbass, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamflabbass, she will think nothing of it.

Bamflabbass' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bamflabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear turquoise corsets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention manatees.