Pigrilfit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing bat.

Pigrilfit created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigrilfit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pigrilfit, she will turn you into a rat.

Pigrilfit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pigrilfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.