Vogbenged is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered bat.

Vogbenged created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbenged, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogbenged, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vogbenged's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vogbenged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Worship no other gods but Vogbenged.