Arthapwan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane dragonfly.

Arthapwan created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthapwan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arthapwan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Arthapwan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arthapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Hide if four seals approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arthapwan.