Villopbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful shrew.

Villopbut created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Villopbut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Villopbut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Villopbut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Villopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Villopbut on top of all buildings.

2. Villopbut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak about figs.