Zogladxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive chinchilla.

Zogladxuc created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogladxuc, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogladxuc, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zogladxuc's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zogladxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.