Kadhudbus is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud jellyfish.

Kadhudbus created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadhudbus, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kadhudbus, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadhudbus' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kadhudbus' Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.