Fenyarpnulltag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, duplicitous walrus.

Fenyarpnulltag created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenyarpnulltag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fenyarpnulltag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fenyarpnulltag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fenyarpnulltag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing violet ear rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Feed all hungry otters.