Wadbinhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hummingbird.

Wadbinhan created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbinhan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadbinhan, he will be very sad.

Wadbinhan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wadbinhan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Wadbinhan on top of important buildings.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadbinhan.

5. Never wear corsets.