Godafcamdad is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty
dugong.
Godafcamdad created snails four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godafcamdad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Godafcamdad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Godafcamdad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Godafcamdad's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the north.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godafcamdad.