Ratbunfly Tamtafrig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil squid.

Ratbunfly Tamtafrig created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbunfly Tamtafrig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ratbunfly Tamtafrig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ratbunfly Tamtafrig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ratbunfly Tamtafrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing purple shorts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ratbunfly Tamtafrig.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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