Flowbenbimbam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless fox.

Flowbenbimbam created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbenbimbam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flowbenbimbam, she will curse you with boils.

Flowbenbimbam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flowbenbimbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.