Neldavsad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish toad.

Neldavsad created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neldavsad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Neldavsad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Neldavsad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Neldavsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not stand on grass.