Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful snail.

Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon, it will turn you into a plant.

Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinkapabyimmonyatvidhon.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.