Mancepbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able owl.

Mancepbaf created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Mancepbaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mancepbaf, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mancepbaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mancepbaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mancepbaf seven times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to sharks while wearing pink scarves.