Kinmapven is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient rat.

Kinmapven created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmapven, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kinmapven, it will not invite you to parties.

Kinmapven's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kinmapven's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not shave your back.