Gomgamkon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust lion.

Gomgamkon created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgamkon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomgamkon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gomgamkon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gomgamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never look at planets.
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