Padgidcap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish grasshopper.

Padgidcap created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padgidcap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padgidcap, he will come to you in dreams.

Padgidcap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Padgidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.