Capsinwit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent cat.

Capsinwit created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsinwit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Capsinwit, she will manifest in front of you.

Capsinwit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Capsinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near rats while wearing red kilts and balancing five tin spheres on your face.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.