Staf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciless hummingbird.

Staf created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Staf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Staf, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Staf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Staf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Staf.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Staf.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never skip in holy places.
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