Piglighit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying ferret.

Piglighit created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglighit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Piglighit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Piglighit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Piglighit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never leap near tapirs.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.