Poddadcan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Poddadcan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Poddadcan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Poddadcan, he will destroy your home planet.

Poddadcan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Poddadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Never talk about optics.