Panhabdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful grasshopper.

Panhabdot created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panhabdot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Panhabdot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Panhabdot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Panhabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.