Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying cobra.

Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. You must love Fomdogfotkannillyartsid Gemcantag.

5. Never eat bark.