Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, clever fish.

Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jencibtar Bossfigquimjarnafbassyikged's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.

5. Always look after injured birds.