Kencutlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful beaver.

Kencutlarn created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencutlarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kencutlarn, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kencutlarn's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kencutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kencutlarn on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Kencutlarn loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.