Begmip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic rat.

Begmip created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Begmip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Begmip, she will turn you into a rock.

Begmip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Begmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hop near sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.