Busmipfig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying wombat.

Busmipfig created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmipfig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busmipfig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Busmipfig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Busmipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if five porpoises approach from the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.