Bigkabbedveg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving fish.

Bigkabbedveg created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigkabbedveg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bigkabbedveg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bigkabbedveg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bigkabbedveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the south.