Kadontyar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong rat.

Kadontyar created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadontyar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadontyar, it will turn you into a snail.

Kadontyar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kadontyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the west.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing blue scarves.
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