Hinvilbot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm frog.

Hinvilbot created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Hinvilbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinvilbot, it will be very sad.

Hinvilbot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hinvilbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hinvilbot.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Never feed grapes to porpoises while wearing magenta jumpers.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.