Fligdontarbap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet coyote.

Fligdontarbap created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligdontarbap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fligdontarbap, he will send you a sign.

Fligdontarbap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fligdontarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Fligdontarbap's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Fligdontarbap loves gulls, so they must be respected.