Kanganged is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, slow
hydra.
Kanganged created the planet Mars nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Kanganged, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kanganged, she will make you grow a tail.
Kanganged's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Kanganged's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick cats.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never wear boots.
4. Never skip near sheep.
5. Hide from mauve gulls for they are unholy.